I always feel rather depressed on Results Day, partly because I once again see that everyone is brighter now than I was in 2009, but also because I become aware of the inevitable march of time upon my declining mental and physical well-being.
However, on the day, I can still remember feeling as delighted as you all must now be feeling. I spent most of Results Day Eve playing a great deal of Railway Tycoon and Civilisation, at times wishing I lived in the computer because everything seemed a lot more straightforward there. Yet, as it inevitably does, reality eventually came crashing back into my existence and as with many of you, I was politely informed by an automated e-mail that the LSE was happy to acquire three years of my life.
One thing that I can assure you all now is that this is the last time that anyone will be in the slightest bit interested in your A-Level results or IB score. After two years of graft, those handful of digits are now consigned to little more than a single line on your CV.
Still, they were worth it, weren’t they?
As ever, the LSE and LSESU are around if you have any queries or comments regarding coming to London. You can email our advice centre at Su.Advice@lse.ac.uk or contact university admissions team at ug.admissions@lse.ac.uk or by phoning +44 (0)20 7955 7125.
Aside from that shameless plug, I strongly advise you to take the next few days off. After a summer of now-needless fretting, go out and actually enjoy yourself!
Done that? Great, now here are a few tips that I wish I had known before coming here;
- Get used to living away from home: University is the first time that most of us have done this before, so I recommend dealing with this rather big cultural shift. I know that my parents were more bothered about me going away than I was, so learn to accommodate their fussing and embarrassing shows of affection
- Visit to London: It is a big place, and prior to coming to LSE nearly three years ago, the sum total of my metropolitan experience was a trip on the London Eye when I was twelve and seeing my dad off from Waterloo when he led a class trip to Paris when I was nine. I would highly suggest coming down for a day or so and orientating yourself from your Hall. That way, you can walk smugly to LSE as part of your first foray into one of London’s oldest traditions, ignoring tourists.
- Watch a video: This one as a matter of fact, produced my our lovely Digital Intern Wanda. You can also skip to the end in order to see me totally failing to understand how a door works…
- Get an Oyster Card: Unless you get one of these, you will be spending enough money on Tube fares to allow Boris Johnson to buy another yacht. A big yacht, made from gold and peacock tears.
- Plan your courses: The LSE tend to be fairly accommodating in allowing you to change your academic choices in the first few weeks. However, basically everyone has a compulsory module or two during First Year. You most certainly don’t have to read or buy everything on your reading list, but if you see a few interesting sounding books on the Course Guide, it always helps to get to grips with the nitty-gritty.
- Leave the Nescafe at home: London has some of the best baristas in the world and they will be able to inform you what proper coffee actually tastes like.
- Buy a scrapbook: I am amazed about how much cool stuff I have actually been able to do in the city. Every-time you visit a museum, get a postcard. Every-time you find a café buried away in a street market, see if you can get a sugar packet. Every-time you go walking in another one of a Royal Parks, get a desiccated leaf. Stick them all into a journal and write a little note about it, it’s a fantastic way to keep some memories together, and it is a lot more emotive than Facebook ever will be!
Right, that’s your lot, enjoy the rest of the summer! You have all earned it!
I have also been informed by our legal people that Boris Johnson does not own a yacht.

A yacht, not owned or operated in any way by the Mayor of London.